what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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