What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Alchohol.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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