- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

angelo snyder is not ga

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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