You know what's funny? A well told joke

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A man walks into a vagina

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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