- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Grace Ackerson

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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