- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why are white people white? I don't know

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

your face

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Major League Soccer

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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