- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Stealth baseballs record

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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