- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What fires shots? A gun

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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