- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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