Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What has two legs? Half a cat

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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