Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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