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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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