- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I don't believe in giraffes.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Connor is homo

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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