- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Your big dick.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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