Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Yo Mama just died.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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