- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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