- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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