- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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