- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

alex is cool

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Andoni was here

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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