- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

An Asian person drove home safely.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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