Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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