- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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