- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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