A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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