- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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