- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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