What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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