Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

brock has small hands for a small job

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

guess what>? your mum lol

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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