- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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