- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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