Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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well use a tissue!

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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