What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Women's Rights

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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