- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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