John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Charlie Sheen

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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