A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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