What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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WNBA

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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