- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What is life? Paul.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What's stupid a light bulb.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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