Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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it's funny because it's funny

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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WILLYS

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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