why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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