- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How old are you? 7

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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