A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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