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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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