- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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