- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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