- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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