- Anti Joke

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

This sentance contains three errers

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.