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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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