- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How old are you? 7

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What's blue? The sky.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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