- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

The american education system.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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