why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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