What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

all these jokes are horrible now

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Anti Joke

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