- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

white or wheat? wheat please.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I love you

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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