- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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