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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

I love you

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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