- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What's brown and sticky? Anal

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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