Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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