Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

who is really lanky? james cornish

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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