Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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