All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Your mother is so fat.

That is so fetch

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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