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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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