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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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