Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Women's rights

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Anti Joke

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