- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

A house comes around the corner.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

hey hey apple

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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