What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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