Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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