Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Trump will make America great again.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Dead girls can't say no.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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