- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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