- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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