- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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