three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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