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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

The Princess is in another castle

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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