- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

how do you win a game try your best

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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