Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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