- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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