Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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