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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Your Mom The End.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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