a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Your Mom The End.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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