In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A gay man watches football.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

No your aunties a joke

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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