What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

all these jokes are horrible now

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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