What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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