- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the economy.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Women's rights

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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