You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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kk

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