- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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