So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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