- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Connor is homo

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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