- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Caramel Boing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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