welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Women's Rights

roses are red poo is poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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