Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

I like school Said no one ever.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Obama = ebola

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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