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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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