Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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