- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

hi mom

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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