- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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