What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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