- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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