A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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