- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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