- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

How do you end a sentence

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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