- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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