- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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