A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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