- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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