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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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