Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

whats gay and american? a gay american

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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