every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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