- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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