Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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