Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Anti Joke

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