How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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a irish man walks past a bar

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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