Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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