- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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