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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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