- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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