- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Obama lin Baden.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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