- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

an american walks out of a strip club.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A bar walks into a man

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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