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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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