Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What is funnier than 24 69

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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