What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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