-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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