- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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