- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

I am quite mature.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

someone called someone else a frog

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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