A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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